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You're bank just recieved a $1.6 billion dollar bailout what do you do?
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Throw a multi-million dollar party!!!

http://www.abcnews.go.com/Blotter/WallStreet/story?id=6948510&page=1

This bank management has balls that clank.

i hate to say this kj, but i would rob the bank, give my family all but 1 million dollars to buy a secluded island somewhere, i would take the 1 mill. buy all the shit i need and kill every person that has ever wronged me, it's a long list, meet back up with my family and pay the bottom feeding lawyers to get me off. dave
 
and i forgot, i would give this forum 5mill. to distribute among all, and 1mill to lankee to get out of the woods. dave
 
buy up all the VMaxes i could find ,buy me a private island and build me one hell of a riding track along with a house and a fuel station and live happily ever after:eusa_dance:
 
and i forgot, i would give this forum 5mill. to distribute among all, and 1mill to lankee to get out of the woods. dave

I would take your 1 mill Toad and move to Mt Vernon Ohio to be your neighbor and stay at home all day long thinking of ways I could piss you off...... First I would put Anal Ease Numbing Gel in your tooth brush so your mouth goes numb.
Next I would cut your grass with an electric weed trimmer in the middle of the night while your sleeping for you to wake up with
TOAD FACE MAGOO LIVES HERE !! cut in to your lawn.
If that didnt work I wouild write the samething in Kerosene to kill all your grass for it to read in brown grass TOAD FACE MAGOO LIVES HERE..
 
Anybody ever see the movie "Dave" with Kevin Kline? I wish there were a way to have someone go into office and set things straight for real. We have armed forces to keep up to date and trained. We have an infastructure to keep in good repair. We have families that are down and out that need help in finding new work, not free money. I wish I was smart enough to figure out how to do this but alas, I am not. Seems to me that the problem is that neither are our leaders! You hear the stories of $1K toilet seats and $500 hammers, etc. You hear how GM gets bail out cash but the A-holes who ran it into the ground still get their mulit-millions in pay each year and how union auto workers can retire on full pension at age 48. No wonder they're failing in business. They feel that cutting operating costs means cutting factory workers. Then make the rest pick up the slack. How many factory workers can be kept if you take a 90% paycut and pay yourself only $1 mill/year instead of $11M+? If they are making $50K/yr then it would be about 200. Taxpayers foot the bill for far too much in my opinion. There are agencies to run an agency in charge of an association in charge of an agency to do something. WTF.

How much money do you think the Gov't gets from F'in v-maxers paying speeding tickets. Drunks paying dui's. $300 for parking in a handicapp spot. Taxes, donations, taxes, taxes, F'in taxes. WTF.

The gov't should be like a small company. Every $ that comes in is accounted for. It shows who it come from, when, and why.

Every bill detailed. What it is exactly that we are paying, why, and how much/unit.

Every CENT spent accounted for. To Whom, for what, why, how much/unit.

We use QB at work. It is linked to all our invoices and checking acc't. All our receipts for item's purchased are filed by vender for each month and correspond with our QB software. We got audited this year. The auditor was here for about 2 hrs and asked to see some things. We open up QB, grab the files and say here you go, have at it. All in black and white for everyone to see.

I'm ranting and making no sense. It just pisses me off that the gov't is so huge that it trips over itself to get anything done. It has become it's own entity to serve itself over it's people.

Why do people spend MILLIONS of their own dollars to get a job that pays $200K/year? Or was it $250K? Whatever.
Why does it seem that everyone who comes out of office never has to really work again but yet they still have entourages and a lifestyle that most of us could never imagine. If American politicians are not blatantly wasting BILLIONS of taxpayer $'s each and every year then what exactly are they doing with all this money?

The sad part is NO ONE KNOWS THE TRUTH.

OK here a perfect example. We were working in a very fancy establishment call Bedford Springs Resort. It is in PA and pretty secluded. It has a private golf retreat. This place books itself as a luxery resort. I was meeting with the operations manager to discuss our installation at the facility. During our talks I asked how much for a "nice" room. He said they have presidental suites that run upwards of $2-4,000/NIGHT. I asked who in the hell rents these kinds of rooms. He says I'd be surprised but there are alot of people who do get those rooms. Quite often it will be a judge or senator he said. He went on to say how a few weeks beforehand there was a small meeting there of a few members of the state court. They had rented such a room for a long weekend and made use of the catering services, etc. Who do you think paid for this shit.

OK, I'm done. Sorry.
 
Anybody ever see the movie "Dave" with Kevin Kline? I wish there were a way to have someone go into office and set things straight for real. We have armed forces to keep up to date and trained. We have an infastructure to keep in good repair. We have families that are down and out that need help in finding new work, not free money. I wish I was smart enough to figure out how to do this but alas, I am not. Seems to me that the problem is that neither are our leaders! You hear the stories of $1K toilet seats and $500 hammers, etc. You hear how GM gets bail out cash but the A-holes who ran it into the ground still get their mulit-millions in pay each year and how union auto workers can retire on full pension at age 48. No wonder they're failing in business. They feel that cutting operating costs means cutting factory workers. Then make the rest pick up the slack. How many factory workers can be kept if you take a 90% paycut and pay yourself only $1 mill/year instead of $11M+? If they are making $50K/yr then it would be about 200. Taxpayers foot the bill for far too much in my opinion. There are agencies to run an agency in charge of an association in charge of an agency to do something. WTF.

How much money do you think the Gov't gets from F'in v-maxers paying speeding tickets. Drunks paying dui's. $300 for parking in a handicapp spot. Taxes, donations, taxes, taxes, F'in taxes. WTF.

The gov't should be like a small company. Every $ that comes in is accounted for. It shows who it come from, when, and why.

Every bill detailed. What it is exactly that we are paying, why, and how much/unit.

Every CENT spent accounted for. To Whom, for what, why, how much/unit.

We use QB at work. It is linked to all our invoices and checking acc't. All our receipts for item's purchased are filed by vender for each month and correspond with our QB software. We got audited this year. The auditor was here for about 2 hrs and asked to see some things. We open up QB, grab the files and say here you go, have at it. All in black and white for everyone to see.

I'm ranting and making no sense. It just pisses me off that the gov't is so huge that it trips over itself to get anything done. It has become it's own entity to serve itself over it's people.

Why do people spend MILLIONS of their own dollars to get a job that pays $200K/year? Or was it $250K? Whatever.
Why does it seem that everyone who comes out of office never has to really work again but yet they still have entourages and a lifestyle that most of us could never imagine. If American politicians are not blatantly wasting BILLIONS of taxpayer $'s each and every year then what exactly are they doing with all this money?

The sad part is NO ONE KNOWS THE TRUTH.

OK here a perfect example. We were working in a very fancy establishment call Bedford Springs Resort. It is in PA and pretty secluded. It has a private golf retreat. This place books itself as a luxery resort. I was meeting with the operations manager to discuss our installation at the facility. During our talks I asked how much for a "nice" room. He said they have presidental suites that run upwards of $2-4,000/NIGHT. I asked who in the hell rents these kinds of rooms. He says I'd be surprised but there are alot of people who do get those rooms. Quite often it will be a judge or senator he said. He went on to say how a few weeks beforehand there was a small meeting there of a few members of the state court. They had rented such a room for a long weekend and made use of the catering services, etc. Who do you think paid for this shit.

OK, I'm done. Sorry.

sounds like your more pissed off than me, so do your shooting and send me the bill. toad face
 
Apparently no body cares about the last paragraph of this story. They just want to lump this bank into the hysteria the governement is creating that big business is robbing the poor man.

This text comes from that very same story. But everyone wants to paint this bank as bad, because they earned a profit at a time when those that don't have money to blow are blaming those that do have money.

"Northern Trust says it did not approach the federal government for bailout funds, but rather "agreed to the government's goal of gaining the participation of all major banks in the United States."
"The key point is Northern Trust is a business that earned an operating net income of $641 million last year," said senior vice-president Douglas Holt. "We paid for these events ourselves. They were paid for as part of a business decision regarding an annual event to show appreciation for clients. Northern Trust is not a bank that was or is losing money and therefore had to go to the government for assistance."


PLEASE PEOPLE! READ ALL THE FACTS BEFORE YOU GO JOINING THE BANDWAGON AND BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOUR TOLD!

This Bank did NOTHING WRONG! There is a movement to paint those that have in a bad light so that the government can feel justified in taking from those that have and giving it to those that don't.
And if it continues... It won't be long before they come for your stuff!

Anyone besides me see something wrong with that statement I highlighted in RED?????
 
Only if I was Toad Face Neighbor :eusa_dance:
I would delivery pizza to his house every night. After the pizza delivery I would order a transvestite to his house.. Ohh the fun we could have as neighbors..

Time to go put my sweater on... Wontchaaaaa Be My Neighbor..
 
Only if I was Toad Face Neighbor :eusa_dance:
I would delivery pizza to his house every night. After the pizza delivery I would order a transvestite to his house.. Ohh the fun we could have as neighbors..

Time to go put my sweater on... Wontchaaaaa Be My Neighbor..

cum on up lankee, you can help me piss off my other neighbors, doing 120mph blast up and down my rode, and after that i will ass rape you in my new front yard. toad face
 
Apparently no body cares about the last paragraph of this story. They just want to lump this bank into the hysteria the governement is creating that big business is robbing the poor man.

This text comes from that very same story. But everyone wants to paint this bank as bad, because they earned a profit at a time when those that don't have money to blow are blaming those that do have money.

"Northern Trust says it did not approach the federal government for bailout funds, but rather "agreed to the government's goal of gaining the participation of all major banks in the United States."
"The key point is Northern Trust is a business that earned an operating net income of $641 million last year," said senior vice-president Douglas Holt. "We paid for these events ourselves. They were paid for as part of a business decision regarding an annual event to show appreciation for clients. Northern Trust is not a bank that was or is losing money and therefore had to go to the government for assistance."


PLEASE PEOPLE! READ ALL THE FACTS BEFORE YOU GO JOINING THE BANDWAGON AND BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOUR TOLD!

This Bank did NOTHING WRONG! There is a movement to paint those that have in a bad light so that the government can feel justified in taking from those that have and giving it to those that don't.
And if it continues... It won't be long before they come for your stuff!

Anyone besides me see something wrong with that statement I highlighted in RED?????



I totally agree with you 100%. I did see that while reading it the first time. It was part of my reason for saying the gov't should be accountable for all its spending. That's where my great analogy of my company using QB came into play:rofl_200:. Ok, maybe not so good. I just wish there was a way for all of us to know the hows and whys of how OUR tax dollars are being used. It just seems that the monies are not used wisely by any means. And its not a few thousand here or there. It is BILLIONS per year being wasted and this is another perfect example as to how they are wasting it. How many more are out there that you haven't heard of.

:damn angry::damn angry: YES I AGREE! :damn angry::damn angry:
 
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it's all who ya goning to believe. The gov't people who said they applied for it or the banker pres who also said a while back that everything is ok with them and how they are turning a multi million dollar profit only to turn around and lay off 450 ppl a few weeks later and the government made us take the money.

Personally I think they both are full of shit and are pointing fingers at each other cause both got caught at money misapropriation.

I feel sorry for the 450 ppl that are looking for new jobs in this shitty economy while watching thier former employer spend several millions on gifts, room and board, celebrity invites, concerts and other non needed high end things. when a portion of the money spent would have kept them employed.
 
cum on up lankee, you can help me piss off my other neighbors, doing 120mph blast up and down my rode, and after that i will ass rape you in my new front yard. toad face


If I was your neighbor after one pass up my road at 120 I would run out there with a qaurt of oil for your next blast down the road and sit on my porch with a bag of popcorn.. drinking a beer:th_favorites24:

Ya can hold off on the raping thing, you do know that they make blow up sex dolls for your fetishes? Ya may even ask if they have a male model.
If your that much turned on by me, for enough money I will send you a 6ft 7 manican and paste my picture on it.
Hell I will even throw in a step stool for ya
 
its a big joke and wont change untill the goverment lets some of these banks fail and throws some ceo,s in jail ... thats our money that we wont see a penny of ever...and this will pass in a few days and be forgotten about....white collar worthless crap
 
It wont change because there are not enough of us who are willing to change it. There are more of us than then them and if we wanted it changed we could!!! We have to stand up and Unite and take back control over our country from the oil makers, china and the drug and insurance companies. Thank you!!
 
It wont change because there are not enough of us who are willing to change it. There are more of us than then them and if we wanted it changed we could!!! We have to stand up and Unite and take back control over our country from the oil makers, china and the drug and insurance companies. Thank you!!

hate to say it but only american terrorism can change things now... keeping the lower class people happy welfair housing ect drugs they dont care two shits...hard working middle class trying to keep heads above water working two jobs dont have time.....system is set up like that....its only a matter of time
 

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