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I'm creating a new shirt, mostly for my own amusement and need some input. The back of the shirt is a list of "rules for v-max passengers". Just trying to come up with 5 or 6 humorous rules. I'd love some more suggestions Here's what I've come up with so far, I like some but not others...

Items in red are replaced only if necessary. For example, coasting enricheners, slides, etc. Mark #1098

Hey all, ran across this web site for parts, just was wondering what everyone reading this thinks about on their prices. They seem pretty fair to me, are there any better web sites out there other than this I wonder? It's also very user friendly. http://www.yamahasportsplaza.com/ :cheers:

Does anyone have a spare stock flywheel or know of any Vmaxs being parted out that I could nab one off of? Bike shop has had my bike since tuesday and they can't even get it off, they tell me they are going to have to cut if off in order to replace the starter clutch so I need another one.

i'm hoping there is someone out there who can help with this issue. my '05 is giving me some grief. i just replaced the orginal battery. however the problem occurs after i go for a ride. once i turn the bike off, i cannot get her started again. i turn the key and the headlight turns on but...

:hmmm: Sorry to post twice guys, but I got my carbs off, and found that one has a bad gasket for the bowl. Anyways, the reason I posted this topic is because now that my carbs are apart, what are the specific numbers in terms of float levels? I think one of them is stuck a little more than the...

Hi All I am a new member from Australia and wanted to say hello and ask some much needed advice. I want to ask what the legroom is like on the vmax? I am 6'3' and wanted to see if a Max would fit me. I have been waiting for one to show up in the shops around my home town but so far no...