Best Jobs on Earth

[hijacker]

This one has to be a contender!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5mMRiiCwak

 

[Tex85]

Haha at first I thought it said "bottom percussion PATMAX." I thought someone had found a video of him at work. I guess one can only wish to get paid to do that.

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[naughtyG]

Well today I saw a guy with a decent job too: I went to have my bike 'inspected' by the DoT in order to get it licensed, and there's a bloke who gets to take every bike to be tested for a spin!

Not too shabby..

 

[Rusty McNeil]

I rewatched that again this morning on a laptop instead of my phone and had a better look.

i'm betting a paycheck those girls aren't real. The movement is all wrong.

I wouldn't mind having a pair of those dummies to take on the road with me tho'

It get's lonely on the road sometimes:rofl_200:

 

[srk468]

I rewatched that again this morning on a laptop instead of my phone and had a better look.

i'm betting a paycheck those girls aren't real. The movement is all wrong.

I wouldn't mind having a pair of those dummies to take on the road with me tho'

It get's lonely on the road sometimes:rofl_200:

Lmfao!!!

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[Traumahawk]

I rewatched that again this morning on a laptop instead of my phone and had a better look.

i'm betting a paycheck those girls aren't real. The movement is all wrong.

I wouldn't mind having a pair of those dummies to take on the road with me tho'

It get's lonely on the road sometimes:rofl_200:

lol...saw a special one time on something that you want..comes from realdoll.com. A bit pricey though....lol...depending on options...6000 to 10000 dollers if i remember right...:biglaugh:

 

[wildweasel_pt]

lol...saw a special one time on something that you want..comes from realdoll.com. A bit pricey though....lol...depending on options...6000 to 10000 dollers if i remember right...:biglaugh:

Thats plenty for a lot of rounds of the real deal on the strip i'd say... :biglaugh:

 

[Traumahawk]

Well had to look up an old email that I had on the subject...lol..here's what it had to say..

This would be the best $6000 you'd ever spend.

These are pictures of a Swedish doll made of silicone.​

The texture of the skin is similar to 99.8% of the humanskin.​

It will last two years if used constantly andconsistently every day.​

Completely adjustable to any position you want. ​

There are 100 sensors spread around the body.
There are 30 sensors on the private parts.
Each sensor makes her move in a specific way,​

up to 20 positions.

On penetration she emits a light gentle sound that
echoes gently in your ears.​

Comes with built-in sound in the throat and recognizes
up to 16 commands that are extremely personal, up
to two metre​

s away from her ears.

When there is any type of pulsation sensed in herprivate parts,​

she emits light moans of stimulation.

Above all that she gets wet with a slight touch over​

any of the sensors.

Most important, she has a voice password which​

should be protected from disclosure.

Principal characteristics:​

She has three entries (vaginal, anal, and oral)​

She can move her head in any direction you choose.​

Completely customizable to your liking so you canchoose the following: ​

SIZE

HEIGHT
SKIN COLOUR
EYES COLOUR
HAIR COLOUR
PUBIC HAIR COLOUR OR COMPLETELY SHAVEN. ​

NUMEROUS ADVANTAGES AND FEW DISADVANTAGES. ​

ADVANTAGES​

• She does not speak
• She does not get fat
• She never has periods
• She does not pass gas
• She never goes shopping
• She does not get pregnant
• She does not have a mother
• She never ever gets headaches
• She does not go to the hairdresser
• She does not watch soaps or Oprah
• She does not care what we watch on TV
• She does not frequent internet chat rooms
• She will never get elderly human physical attributes
• She will not get jealous if you bring home anotherwoman
• She will not nag if you go out and she won't carewhen you return

Only $6,000.00
Disadvantages..... None that I can see.


Beats the hell out of Barbie, eh?

 

[bazwell]

Well today I saw a guy with a decent job too: I went to have my bike 'inspected' by the DoT in order to get it licensed, and there's a bloke who gets to take every bike to be tested for a spin!

Not too shabby..

Been there! I had a bloke ride my old Honda. I could hear him for ages, and he was riding hard. THEN, he said it was too loud!

Good thing about him was that when I turned back up an hour later, after jamming some steel wool in the mufflers, he passed it. I was so glad I didn't comment on his riding. :rofl_200:

 

[mike85]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=WpDTQuSP80s :ummm: