cheating spouses.

[Mr. Pickles]

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my Vmax next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. I sat and waited for a good 30 minutes and sure enough, she gets out of another man's truck. She made some small talk, said she'd call him later, kissed him and ran to front door of the house. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Vmax, that I noticed that the valve cover on the rear cylinders seemed to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

 

[SCOJO]

:rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200:

 

[ghostntheshell]

LoL

good story
________
buy silversurfer vaporizer

 

[gunrunner]

That is terrible nothing a shotgun wont fix . Go grab 1 go round to his house and demand that they fix the problem .

Its good to see you have your priorities in order .:clapping:unk:

 

[gamorg02]

haha didn't vmaxinid do the same thing a while back but about brake lines or something?

 

[Transam]

LOL
Kinda like that saying, My wife left and took my dog,
and I miss him.

 

[gunrunner]

LOL
Kinda like that saying, My wife left and took my dog,
and I miss him.

I feel ya pain , you not there alone . unk::rofl_200:

 

[5thhorseman]

Gotta love a man with his priorities in check......LOLOL

 

[4gasem]

Oldie but a goodie!

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I stole it off a buell site several years ago. It was a harley vs. Vmax.

 

[Sheldontoxicman]

That's a graet story mind if I still it?:th_laugh2:

 

[vmaxinID]

haha didn't vmaxinid do the same thing a while back but about brake lines or something?

I figure bout once a year for the new people.

 

[Slacker]

Way too funny!!! When I saw the title, here I was thinking, "Geesh, you don't wanna air this out here, bud!"

 

[davidon]

There was a similar funny story about a guy being tempted by his fiances' hot sister but it was on another site and i can't find it

 

[davidon]

Found it

THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for
over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little
thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and
generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me,
and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she
never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations . She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me
that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She
told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my
life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood
there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front
door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my Vmax. Lo and behold,
my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very
happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man
for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your Vmax tool pouch.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Bravo!

 

[Sheldontoxicman]

Nice!:rofl_200: