KRL0215
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mikemax04
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On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom
loved to play
together.
One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a
bog and began to
sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to
go get the
farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the
farm, he searched
and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had
gone to town with
the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off
with a length of
rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to
see the chicken
arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold
of the loop of
rope the chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the
farmer's bike, the
chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the
powerful bike,
rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the
farmhouse, and
the farmer was none the wise r when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best
Buddies, Best
Pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and
soon, he too,
began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the
large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his
hangy-down thing and
he would then lift him out of the pit.
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up
and out, saving
his life.
The moral of the story?
"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To
Pick Up Chicks"
loved to play
together.
One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a
bog and began to
sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to
go get the
farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the
farm, he searched
and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had
gone to town with
the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off
with a length of
rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to
see the chicken
arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold
of the loop of
rope the chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the
farmer's bike, the
chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the
powerful bike,
rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the
farmhouse, and
the farmer was none the wise r when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best
Buddies, Best
Pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and
soon, he too,
began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the
large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his
hangy-down thing and
he would then lift him out of the pit.
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up
and out, saving
his life.
The moral of the story?
"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To
Pick Up Chicks"
