At rest, I agree with you!
What's next, "drum brakes, with their generously-sized friction material on two or more shoes, give performance equal to disc brakes, with their small friction area."
"A rigid rear triangle allows your bum to better-feel changes in road traction, compared to 'jam-pots,' resulting in superior handling."
I will let you dish out the snark as I am new here. But, your post is funny becaise it is true.