" sea foam "

[COP RUNNER]

MAN " SEA FOAM " IS THE TICKET ! GOD SENT ! AFTER A YEAR & 3,000 MILES OF ONCE IN A WHILE SPITTING BACK & SURGING AT STEADY SPEEDS , 9 OZ. SEA FOAM IN THE FIRST TANK & 6 OZ. IN THE SECOND TANK , BIKE RUNS GREAT !!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE NOW GONE OVER 400 MILES & THE BIKE HAS'NT SPIT - SPUTTERED - OR SURGED !!!! FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE I BOUGHT MY MAX , IT'S A PLEASURE TO RIDE !!!! THANKS EVERYONE THAT TOLD ME TO USE " SEA FOAM " unk::clapping:unk::clapping:unk:

I HAVE NOW GONE 1,600 MILES SINCE ADDING SEA FOAM , BIKE RUN'S GREAT ! AND STILL GETTING OVER 40+ MPG !unk:

 

[COP RUNNER]

I poured some over chocolate ice cream last night...............Out of this world!! :rofl_200: :biglaugh::rofl_200: :biglaugh: :rofl_200:

LET ME TELL YOU GUY'S ABOUT SEA FOAM , A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO , I WAS READING THE BACK OF THE CAN , SET IT DOWN ON MY NIGHT STAND , LATER THAT NIGHT THE WIFE WAS FEELING A LITTLE FRISKY , SO AFTER SOME FORPLAY I REACHED OVER FOR THE CAN OF KY JELLY & GRABBED THE SEA FOAM BY ACCIDENT , SMEARED SOME ON ME & MY WIFE & I WAS OFF LIKE IT WAS 1981 , PROM NIGHT , WITH A HALF A BOTTLE OF JACK IN ME , 11:45 PM. & HER PARENT'S WERE PICKING HER UP AT MIDNIGHT ! :rofl_200: THIS STUFF IS PRICELESS !unk:

 

[naughtyG]

AFTER SOME FORPLAY I REACHED OVER FOR THE CAN OF KY JELLY & GRABBED THE SEA FOAM BY ACCIDENT , SMEARED SOME ON ME & MY WIFE & I WAS OFF LIKE IT WAS 1981

Are you serious!? :ummm::clapping:

 

[ALMTY]

Went to the doctors last year with a problem up my a$$. Doc said " sorry son you have hemroids." Asked him what I should do about it. He gave me a prescription. Went to Wally World to get it filled. They gave me "Sea foam" 3 days later not only was I "roid" free but my a$$ is smoother and hair free. Just like a new borns butt!!! Not only do I swear by the stuff but the girls love what its done for ME.... :confused2: Bike runs great so I haven't had to introduce it to ALMTY yet.....

 

[COP RUNNER]

MAN , THIS THREAD WAS FUNNY AS HELL !...:rofl_200:

 

[COP RUNNER]

MY BIKE IS STILL RUNNING GREAT !... THANK YOU SEA FOAM !...unk:

 

[WESLICH]

LET ME TELL YOU GUY'S ABOUT SEA FOAM , A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO , I WAS READING THE BACK OF THE CAN , SET IT DOWN ON MY NIGHT STAND , LATER THAT NIGHT THE WIFE WAS FEELING A LITTLE FRISKY , SO AFTER SOME FORPLAY I REACHED OVER FOR THE CAN OF KY JELLY & GRABBED THE SEA FOAM BY ACCIDENT , SMEARED SOME ON ME & MY WIFE & I WAS OFF LIKE IT WAS 1981 , PROM NIGHT , WITH A HALF A BOTTLE OF JACK IN ME , 11:45 PM. & HER PARENT'S WERE PICKING HER UP AT MIDNIGHT ! :rofl_200: THIS STUFF IS PRICELESS !unk:

Oh yeah, I do that all the time too; reach for the KY and mistakenly grab the Seafoam. I hate it when that happens.

 

[Lew L]

This thread should be nominated for an award!!!

 

[COP RUNNER]

This thread should be nominated for an award!!!

" DO IT "unk:...HERES HOW ...http://www.vmaxforum.net/awards.php

 

[naughtyG]

The *SEA FOAM* award??

 

[COP RUNNER]

The *SEA FOAM* award??

WHY NOT ! "LOL":rofl_200:

 

[WESLICH]

Favorite uses for Seafoam. Let's hear yours! CR can start, and forget about using that KY mixup story again. It didn't work well for me at all!!!

 

[naughtyG]

so you actually tried it?!?

I was still wondering whether to give it a go or if everyone was just having us on..

 

[COP RUNNER]

Favorite uses for Seafoam. Let's hear yours! CR can start, and forget about using that KY mixup story again. It didn't work well for me at all!!!

OK , HERE IT GOES ! AFTER PICKING UP MY LAST CAN OF SEA FOAM & SOME BLACK SPRAY PAINT , I'M ON MY WAY HOME IN MY SUBURBAN , I HAVE THE SONG "RENEGADE" BY RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE , CRANKING ON MY RADIO , I'M 7 CARS BACK AT A RED LIGHT , LIGHT TURNS GREEN , NOBODY IS MOVING ! I'M LIKE WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON ? PEOPLE START HITTING THERE HORNS , STILL NOBODY IS MOVING , ALL OF THE SUDDEN , I CAN HERE A HORN JUST STAYING ON , I GET OUT OF MY TRUCK & START WALKING TOWARD IT , AS I GET CLOSER I START RUNNING , I CAN SEE AN ELDER GENTLEMAN SLUMPED OVER THE STEERING WHEEL , I RIP OPEN THE DOOR , THERES PILLS ALL OVER THE SEAT , THE BOTTLE STILL IN HIS HAND , HE'S WHISPERING SOMETHING , I'M SAYING WHAT , WHAT , HE'S SAYING WATER , WATER , I SAID ALL I HAVE IS SEA FOAM , HE MOTIONED WITH HIS HAND , WITCH I TOOK AS , " ANYTHING " , SO I RAN BACK TO MY TRUCK . TOOK THE LID OFF OF THE SPRAY CAN , FLIPPED IT OVER LIKE A CUP & AS I WAS RUNNING BACK TO THE GUY , I WAS FILLING THE LID UP WITH SEA FOAM , IT WAS SPILLING OUT ALL OVER ME . SO I LEAN IN THE CAR & PUT THE LID TO HIS MOUTH & TIP IT TO WAS DOWN HIS GLYCERIN PILLS & HE SPITS IT ALL OUT , PILLS & ALL , THEN HE SAYS MORE , AS HE THROWS HIS PILLS ONTO THE PASSENGER SIDE FLOOR , SO I HAND HIM THE LID OF SEA FOAM , HE CHUG'S IT DOWN , GETS OUT OF THE CAR & SAYS "THAT **** JUST SAVED MY LIFE" , WHAT IS IT ? I WALKED HIM BACK TO MY TRUCK & I GAVE HIM WHAT WAS LEFT OF THE CAN , HE SAID , YOU KNOW , I'VE HEARD OF THIS **** BEFORE & THAT IT WORKS MIRACLES , BUT I DIDN'T TAKE IT LITERALLY , BUT IT JUST DID WORK A MIRACLE ! SO THE GUY THANKED ME & WHEN I GOT HOME , I THROUGH MY OLD GREASE STAINED , SEA FOAM SOAKED JEANS IN THE WASH , AND WHEN I TOOK THEM OUT , THE STAINS WERE ALL GONE & THEY LOOKED LIKE THEY WERE BRAND NEW ! SEA FOAM IS UNBELIEVABLE ! SAVED A LIFE & TOTALLY RESTORED AN OLD PAIR OF JEANS , ALL WITHIN 2 HOURS ! MORAL OF THE STORY , " ALWAYS CARRY A CAN OF SEA FOAM " ! ( HOW WAS THAT WESLICH ? )...unk:

 

[UnclePhilthy]

If ya boil a cupful of raisins, add a cupful of prune juice, then about 1/4 cup of Seafoam, it tastes a lot like "Pruno", the stuff that they used to brew in the kitchen in the joint........ Results will smoke yer head, AND it also works as a super good colon cleanser.....NOT that I'd know anything about that!!! It's just something I HEARD!!!

(Disclaimer: Don't ANY of you knotheads really try this!!!!)

Uncle Philthy

 

[HDKILA]

I wish all my bike needed was a little seafoam. At this point I might have to buy a pool filled with seafoam and throw my max in:bang head:

 

[COP RUNNER]

DOING **** MY WHOLE LIFE , LIKE IN MY STORY , PEOPLE USED TO SAY I WAS LIKE McGYVER ! I LIKE TO THINK OF MYSELF MORE LIKE , " MUFF ' DIVER " !...:biglaugh:.:rofl_200:.:biglaugh:.:rofl_200:.

 

[WESLICH]

so you actually tried it?!?

I was still wondering whether to give it a go or if everyone was just having us on..

Hell yeah, I tried it. I figured no way anyone on the forum would do me wrong, least of all C.R. One thing he didn't tell us: this stuff is combustable and any spark will set it off. Thanks for the warning dude. Users beware.

 

[WESLICH]

OK , HERE IT GOES ! AFTER PICKING UP MY LAST CAN OF SEA FOAM & SOME BLACK SPRAY PAINT , I'M ON MY WAY HOME IN MY SUBURBAN , I HAVE THE SONG "RENEGADE" BY RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE , CRANKING ON MY RADIO , I'M 7 CARS BACK AT A RED LIGHT , LIGHT TURNS GREEN , NOBODY IS MOVING ! I'M LIKE WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON ? PEOPLE START HITTING THERE HORNS , STILL NOBODY IS MOVING , ALL OF THE SUDDEN , I CAN HERE A HORN JUST STAYING ON , I GET OUT OF MY TRUCK & START WALKING TOWARD IT , AS I GET CLOSER I START RUNNING , I CAN SEE AN ELDER GENTLEMAN SLUMPED OVER THE STEERING WHEEL , I RIP OPEN THE DOOR , THERES PILLS ALL OVER THE SEAT , THE BOTTLE STILL IN HIS HAND , HE'S WHISPERING SOMETHING , I'M SAYING WHAT , WHAT , HE'S SAYING WATER , WATER , I SAID ALL I HAVE IS SEA FOAM , HE MOTIONED WITH HIS HAND , WITCH I TOOK AS , " ANYTHING " , SO I RAN BACK TO MY TRUCK . TOOK THE LID OFF OF THE SPRAY CAN , FLIPPED IT OVER LIKE A CUP & AS I WAS RUNNING BACK TO THE GUY , I WAS FILLING THE LID UP WITH SEA FOAM , IT WAS SPILLING OUT ALL OVER ME . SO I LEAN IN THE CAR & PUT THE LID TO HIS MOUTH & TIP IT TO WAS DOWN HIS GLYCERIN PILLS & HE SPITS IT ALL OUT , PILLS & ALL , THEN HE SAYS MORE , AS HE THROWS HIS PILLS ONTO THE PASSENGER SIDE FLOOR , SO I HAND HIM THE LID OF SEA FOAM , HE CHUG'S IT DOWN , GETS OUT OF THE CAR & SAYS "THAT **** JUST SAVED MY LIFE" , WHAT IS IT ? I WALKED HIM BACK TO MY TRUCK & I GAVE HIM WHAT WAS LEFT OF THE CAN , HE SAID , YOU KNOW , I'VE HEARD OF THIS **** BEFORE & THAT IT WORKS MIRACLES , BUT I DIDN'T TAKE IT LITERALLY , BUT IT JUST DID WORK A MIRACLE ! SO THE GUY THANKED ME & WHEN I GOT HOME , I THROUGH MY OLD GREASE STAINED , SEA FOAM SOAKED JEANS IN THE WASH , AND WHEN I TOOK THEM OUT , THE STAINS WERE ALL GONE & THEY LOOKED LIKE THEY WERE BRAND NEW ! SEA FOAM IS UNBELIEVABLE ! SAVED A LIFE & TOTALLY RESTORED AN OLD PAIR OF JEANS , ALL WITHIN 2 HOURS ! MORAL OF THE STORY , " ALWAYS CARRY A CAN OF SEA FOAM " ! ( HOW WAS THAT WESLICH ? )...unk:

Hey, I'm not surprised it worked for the old dude. That's what it's for: breaking up clogs and keeping the internals clean. Hope he remembers not to smoke immediately after treatments. That could be hazardous to his health.
Any time you want to step in here with a disclaimer, C.R. before some ******* tries something stupid...

 

[naughtyG]

Hell yeah, I tried it. I figured no way anyone on the forum would do me wrong, least of all C.R. One thing he didn't tell us: this stuff is combustable and any spark will set it off. Thanks for the warning dude. Users beware.

Guess that's a much faster way to get rid of all that unwanted hair.. :rofl_200: