This is some strange ****!

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When I first moved to my house, one morning I found a big mess on my deck just 3 feet from my sliding glass door. I had no idea what the hell it was at the time...it was not nicely shaped like your examples, just a pile. Much later I learned that the large amount of berries in the pile meant it was bear crap.

So does a bear **** in the woods ? Yes, but sometimes they just **** on my deck! *******s!

 

[dannymax]

Sorry for ruining your steak dinner Mark.....:biglaugh:

A couple years ago, on a dark rainy night in January, something woke me up, I'm in the kitchen shining a woefully inadequate light across the deck when I realized about a foot & a half away was a monster black bear (my wife keeps the winter supply of bird feed in a 30 gal galvanized can right outside the door)! The only thing between me 'n him....floor to ceiling glass! :surprise:

I quickly beat it down the hall to the safety of the bathroom (the room with the tiny window 2 stories off the ground) raised the window and gave him a hearty Bella LaGosi laugh (hey, I was nervous...:confused2

Well, that drove him off but he came back later for the 85lb. container of bird food....I searched but didn't see it again till the following hunting season when some hunters (who had heard the bear story) brought it back to me.....empty, of course!

No poopie pile on the deck tho so apparently this bear actually did **** in the woods!

 

[dannymax]

Well son of a *****! There's a fresh pile this morning too! The misdirected canine is using my front lawn as his own personal terlit....*******!

Jeez, if he starts bringing all his pals over for a dump I'll be swimmin' in coyote ****.......hmmmm, wonder if there's a market for that....like bat guano? :hmmm:

BRC...your one stop shop for carb rebuilds and coyote ****! Kinda got a ring to it don't ya think? :ummm:

 

[kevman]

Look like coyote ****....feel like coyote ****....taste like coyote ****.......hmmmm ......lucky you no step in it.Old joke! Kevman.

 

[dannymax]

Look like coyote ****....feel like coyote ****....taste like coyote ****.......hmmmm ......lucky you no step in it.Old joke! Kevman.

Yeah, been around forever but still funny! unk:

 

[marsmax85]

Some county s here in Va have a bounty for coyote's

 

[dannymax]

Think maybe NY does too, or used to. :confused2:

 

[marsmax85]

I would shoot a coyote before I would shoot a buck standing next to each other unless it's one them bucks that cabelas and bass pro wanna throw some monkey money my way! :biglaugh:

 

[dannymax]

If only I had a gun............:blink000:

 

[tugla]

dude set up a game camera see what it is......oh and a trap ....something out of road runner and the wild e coyote comes to mind lol

 

[dannymax]

dude set up a game camera see what it is......oh and a trap ....something out of road runner and the wild e coyote comes to mind lol

That's a great idea Rov....a trap!! I love traps and happen to have an anvil or two hanging around that would be perfect!

 

[tugla]

what could POSSIBLE go wrong bahahhaha

 

[Redbone]

...it will work better if you set the trap near a steep cliff, something off the back side of Cakeout Mtn should do fine!

 

[dannymax]

...it will work better if you set the trap near a steep cliff, something off the back side of Cakeout Mtn should do fine!

Right under that big overhanging rock outcropping with the boulder balanced on top....right? :rofl_200:

And it's actually Keekoot Mt. but the locals couldn't say that so they named it 'Cakeout'.....:biglaugh:


But a local must have named it at one point in time, right? I mean, some passer-by didn't walk up there and say "This is Keekoot Mountain"....then leave the area, never to be seen again....I wouldn't think anyhow....:confused2:

 

[Itgoes]

:biglaugh:

Sorry for ruining your steak dinner Mark.....:biglaugh:

A couple years ago, on a dark rainy night in January, something woke me up, I'm in the kitchen shining a woefully inadequate light across the deck when I realized about a foot & a half away was a monster black bear (my wife keeps the winter supply of bird feed in a 30 gal galvanized can right outside the door)! The only thing between me 'n him....floor to ceiling glass! :surprise:

I quickly beat it down the hall to the safety of the bathroom (the room with the tiny window 2 stories off the ground) raised the window and gave him a hearty Bella LaGosi laugh (hey, I was nervous...:confused2

Well, that drove him off but he came back later for the 85lb. container of bird food....I searched but didn't see it again till the following hunting season when some hunters (who had heard the bear story) brought it back to me.....empty, of course!

No poopie pile on the deck tho so apparently this bear actually did **** in the woods!

 

[marsmax85]

That's some funny **** right there!!

 

[Tex85]

That poster cracked me up, lol.

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[06VMAXIMUS]

+1 funny ****...I'm still laughing!

 

[dannymax]

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Love it!! :clapping:unk: