Well ITS OFFICIAL , MY HOUSE IS ON THE MARKET
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COP RUNNER
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COP RUNNER
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I got a couch you can sleep on the dogs love strangers they greeted Dave at the door today.:rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200:
COP RUNNER
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My Dogs love other dogs but you & your wife might have to sleep on the patio but its all good I have some 5 gallon buckets & a water hose yall can use.:rofl_200:
COP RUNNER
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i SHIT , YOU MIGHT HAVE TO HOSE US OFF , " LIKE TWO DOGS " ! .. :biglaugh: . :rofl_200: . :rofl_200: . :rofl_200:
I have 2 dogs so I dont think 3 or 5 would be much diffrent:biglaugh:
ninjaneer
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well those and the pythons that eat them: http://jlsgrant.wordpress.com/2010/06/28/headline-python-bursts-after-eating-gator/ :rofl_200:
4gasem
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Did I miss something Tim? Are you still married or married again?
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COP RUNNER
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i WE WENT TO COUNSELING , SHE ADMITTED THAT SHE HAS SOME ISSUES , WENT TO COUNSELING FOR HERSELF , AND SO FAR SO GOOD ! . ................ PLUS . I WILL NEVER LEAVE MY SON ! . " NEVER " ! . :confused2:
4gasem
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That's why I asked... I knew you two were very close. As it should be.
So you're perfect and she's all fucked up? Sounds like my relationship... lol :rofl_200:
Just kidding...
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satariel666
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Thats how he will be looking after a hard brake like stoopie LOL...also by that we will find out how to transform a balls into the pussy using the Tims spikes only :rofl_200:
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My wife talked me into going to marriage counseling for a short stint.
First time we just listed the issues we (SHE) wanted to address. Then we listed the good attributes we see in each other.
Second time the counseler asked us a bunch of questions on how we feel about things. The last half of the session she spent asking my wife why she does the things she does, and why she feels the way she does.
Third time she started telling my wife the things that she should change about herself to make our marriage work better and asking me if I thought that would help.
We didn't go back a fourth time.
alorio1
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Things Tim should know when he moves to the south
There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.
There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before.
If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.
Onced and Twiced are words.
It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!
Jawl-P? means Did y'all go to the bathroom?
People actually grow and eat okra.
Fixinto is one word. It means I'm fixing to do that.
There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there is supper.
Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of the South.
Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.
The word jeet is actually a phrase meaning Did you eat?
You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.
You measure distance in minutes.
You switch from heat to A/C in the same day.
All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.
You know what a DAWG is.
You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.
You only own five spices: salt, pepper, mustard, Tabasco and ketchup.
The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports and motor sports, and gossip.
You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit a bit warm.
You know what a hissy fit is.
Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite pastime known as goin Wal-Martin' or off to Wally World.
You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good beef or chicken stew weather.
Fried catfish is the other white meat.
We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive!!!
There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.
Ya'll is singular, all ya'll is plural.
ninjaneer
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Re: Things Tim should know when he moves to the south
j'aint jus whistlin dixie, needer ! This is my hometown's festival:rofl_200:
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