What is your job title

[mymax04]

I have to say that im impressed with alot of your guys' job titles.

 

[ZackDaniels]

well I don't have a very interesting job, I was an electrical construction supervisor (on but mostly offshore fo 20 yrs.) now I am a Go getter in the morning i bring my wife to work then when she gets off i GO GET HER.:biglaugh:

This is my dream job. I've had all kinds of work because I've rarely said no to making money. Large network of friends and family and there's opportunities here and there for whatever. Bust my ass for a weekend, and buy a mod or whatever the next. Never had any issues with that.

If my wife had some 6 figure job that could support me though, hell I'd gladly add 'chauffeur' and 'mr. mom' to my resume! I'm not old school enough to be opposed to that **** at all. For now though she's a professional student and part timer lol.

 

[timscues]

Its cool with the all different jobs and people, I Work in a Ford dealership parts dept and own a Billiard Pro Shop
www.timscues.com

 

[CustomMax]

I thought I posted on this but after looking at every page I guess I didn't. Anyway, I am a professional Locksmith/ Safe expert its a cool job and haven't came across a safe yet that I couldn't "crack" but I also work for my cheapass brother who only pays me about half of what I'm worth considering I make him alot of money. But hopefully soon I'm gonna start my own business and give it a shot or if a good opportunity comes along again I'd take that. But it's interesting work and it has allowed me to live in Fla, California, Maui and some other nice places .

 

[cgswss]

My current title is "Retired"

This is an upgrade from my most recent title of "unemployed"

I currently work for Magic, Mage, and Arwen as home manager and bed warmer.

They are the only ******* that will sleep with me.

 

[bikedave99]

Commercial construction project manager. Currently building a church, last job I worked on was a prison in TN. Mostly education otherwise. I don't mind the variety, and always learning new things.

 

[Miles Long]

My last job before retirement, a Haute Couture model, which was a natural progression from my profession prior to that, working in the male escort business.

 

[dannymax]

My last job before retirement, a Haute Couture model, which was a natural progression from my profession prior to that, working in the male escort business.

With a face like that....yer a natural!! :rofl_200:

My title?....Boss of Boss's :biglaugh:

 

[dtoebaert-5311]

I have to say that im impressed with alot of your guys' job titles.

don`t be. titles are the boss man`s substitute for cash

 

[johnpclynch]

Systems Analyst, developing business intelligence applications on data warehousing systems

...I think...

Nerd Biker is probably a better title

 

[dannymax]

don`t be. titles are the boss man`s substitute for cash

+1.....example:

Hired hand goes to the farmer asking for more money
Farmer says...."I can't afford any more money but I'll make you a foreman"
Hired hand..."Hey, ya got a deal!"

 

[poppop]

Guy i worked for was a dreamer,He said 8 hrs a day 5 days a week,It ended up 12/15 hrs a day,7 days a week,Not the8/5 i expected,After working on cars trucks,And doing roadside asst.I would get back to find the phone ringing off the hook.Or another customer coming in saying i saw your lights on,so i thought you were open!It never ended!Never!never ,Build your buiness next to your house!No clock to punch.Work the hours you want!Dreamer.

 

[dannymax]

Guy i worked for was a dreamer,He said 8 hrs a day 5 days a week,It ended up 12/15 hrs a day,7 days a week,Not the8/5 i expected,After working on cars trucks,And doing roadside asst.I would get back to find the phone ringing off the hook.Or another customer coming in saying i saw your lights on,so i thought you were open!It never ended!Never!never ,Build your buiness next to your house!No clock to punch.Work the hours you want!Dreamer.

+1 to that Terry!!

They used to say..."Must be nice to own your own business....set yer own hours and all!"

"Yup" I'd say, "I only work half days.....7 to 7."

 

[KJShover]

+1.....example:

Hired hand goes to the farmer asking for more money
Farmer says...."I can't afford any more money but I'll make you a foreman"
Hired hand..."Hey, ya got a deal!"

:rofl_200:

Bossman - Son, I like the cut of your jib, I'm going to make you supervisor.

Worker - Really!? thank you so much. I really appreciate it. Umm, What kind of raise can I expect?

Bossman - Now I didn't say anything about a raise. By the way, now that your management, there isn't anymore overtime pay and you might have to stick around after your shift ends to take care of some things for me.

 

[ninjaneer]

:rofl_200:

Bossman - Son, I like the cut of your jib, I'm going to make you supervisor.

Worker - Really!? thank you so much. I really appreciate it. Umm, What kind of raise can I expect?

Bossman - Now I didn't say anything about a raise. By the way, now that your management, there isn't anymore overtime pay and you might have to stick around after your shift ends to take care of some things for me.

:rofl_200::rofl_200:
This is exactly why I tell my "career" manager that I ain't gonna bend over backwards trying to do what it takes to get promoted. Either I get stacked against my L3s each year when raises are budgeted, as a high-performing Mushroom that sits in a dark room and gets fed ****; or when compared to other L4s, as a low-performer because he would rather live life with his family instead of feeding the mushrooms pro bono after hours. :hmmm: Considering a high L3 is compensated at the same pay rate as a low L4, the decision is easy.

 

[dtoebaert-5311]

a high-performing Mushroom that sits in a dark room and gets fed ****

:rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200:
never heard this expression - pure genius:clapping:

Anyway, common sense seems to flow naturally to this forum:eusa_dance:

 

[leecifer]

My job title is a construction electrician but I work mainly at a pharmaceutical company maintaining equipment with the occasional water treatment plant or high rise. I wish some of the baby boomers would retire so I could get one of those coushie maintenance jobs. :rofl_200:

 

[Fire-medic]

My job title is a construction electrician but I work mainly at a pharmaceutical company maintaining equipment with the occasional water treatment plant or high rise. I wish some of the baby boomers would retire so I could get one of those coushie maintenance jobs. :rofl_200:

I recognize the Alexander Calder sculpture from your avatar! Do you work for Pfizer? I have a couple of high-school friends who are chemists and/or IT guys for them in the city the Upjohn family, Gibson guitars, and Checker Automobile Company made famous. I graduated from a WPA-era schoolhouse about a mile from the Gilmore Car Museum. Lotta nice country roads in your area. M-37 & M-43 are a couple of my favorites, around Yankee Springs.

 

[maxrom]

Well
maintenance supervisor after being millwright team chef and project mechanic devloper.
supervising is shiting a bit for me
going back on my tools sometimes for relax:rofl_200:

 

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