Crumpled...

[Bill Seward]

Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"... my sweet wife asked me?

"No"...I replied, curious.

She gave me a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 buttons of her blouse...and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra...and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.

I took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her ...and smiled approvingly.

"Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"... she then asked.

"Uh...no, I haven't" .. I said (with an anxious tone in my voice).

She gave me another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.

I took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill... and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

"Now" ...she said. "Have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No way" ...I said (while obviously becoming even more aroused... and excited).

"Well, go look in the garage!"...she said.

 

[06VMAXIMUS]

Good one Bill! Hope its not true though...

 

[Traumahawk]

Lol

 

[Tex85]

Ouch that would be a rough day. I'd rather she tell me about the 50k in a different story.

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[SpecOps13]

:rofl_200:My first wife would've done something like that...:rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200:

 

[95spfldmax]

WOW...not the outcome you were anticipating by a long shot i'm sure.....if true, I'm bummed for you......if not, should be moved to the joke thread...:eusa_dance:

 

[Bill Seward]

Nah - it's not a true story... All Kathy did recently was back her Kia Soul into our sons car. Traded a bit of paint - that's all...