I feel for ya, Jinks, and can relate.
The last time my Max and I went down, I was trying to make it to the family hunting camp.
Wrong move.
I was negotiating thru an always-there mud puddle, which I mistakenly remembered as not being too deep, when it fetched up, and over we went. The bike not only landed on it's side, but went further, due to the bars sinking more than the tires and engine. So about 100 degrees off upright, instead of 90.
Not too funny at the time, but hilarious to think about it now.
I did try once to get it upright, standing in calf-deep water, but soon gave up.
Only with a chainfall and a skyhook would I have been able to right it alone.
I normally carry tools, but not the above mentioned.
A man out walking his dog eventually came by, and helped me out. I didn't make it to the camp that day. Once home, I spent the next two days cleaning the bike.
V Maxes don't make good dirtbikes. Go figure.
Glad that your O.K., and that only superficial damage was done to your bike.
Cheers, and "keep the shiny side up"
p.s. .... I swear that I saw a grin on that retriever's face...............