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I was splitting on my way to work when I stopped at a local burger joint. Unbeknownst to me, a frantic soccer mom was chasing me down. I walk in, told the pretty girl behind the counter that I'd like the usual, grabbed my cup, and filled it with the perfect mixture of Coke and ice.
Just as I sat down, a middle aged woman barged in, her finger pointing at me, guttural rasp saying, "You!!!" I calmly looked at her and sipped on the frothy Coke~a~Cola. "You *******!!" she asserted. "What the **** is your problem?" I lifted my leg, looked at my pants and boots and said, "I'm not matching today again, am I?" and looked at her. She was certainly not amused. "You're gonna get yourself KILLED!!" she screamed. "What is your family going to think about that, you selfish man?" Quite amused, I just looked at her. She continued, "You ****ing *******. People care about you. You shouldn't ride like that. You *******!!!!" I took a sip of Coke and just looked at her. She obviously wanted a reaction so after a few awkward seconds I gave her the biggest standing ovation she probably ever received. She stood there motionless, her face got red, and then she broke down and started crying. I sat back down, sipped my Coke nonchalantly and waited for her to make her exit. But sh
e did no
t. She then started muttering stuff in between sobs. "He died" *sob* "My son died riding like you." *sob* "You're going to devastate the people around you when you die like he did" *sob* She then gathered herself and left. The manager walked up with my tray of food and asked, "What the **** was her problem?" I just shrugged my shoulders.
After that moment, my life was changed forever. I was accidentally served a burger with avocado on it and dayam, that **** is good!!! So I've ordered avocado on my burgers ever since.