My girlfreind left me today

[a113ycat]

Well I bought 2 more bikes today, had to calm my nerves... I called her and its the funniest thing, she wasnt there a buddy of mine went by to "console her" so her friend said they were at dinner "Talking" and that I should maybe get a life.....

I thought about it for a minute and then asked her friend out on a date. I figure why not right? tit for tat n all that. Of course she said no but I cant wait til I get the phone call asking why I want to date her friend. Im not sure what Ill say at that point but again it easy come easy go right??

 

[2fear]

I personally think you got the best of the deal !

+1 Lucky bastard!

 

[MR_NST]

No worries bud, it never hurts to ask lol... if my buddys need something ill think of ya. goodluck.

peace,
Evan...

 

[COP RUNNER]

i CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR LOSS ! .:biglaugh:. IF MY WIFE LEFT ME I'D BE DOING CARTWHEELS , BUT IF MY GIRLFRIEND LEFT ME , HONESTLY I'D PROBABLY BE A LITTLE SHOOK-UP ! . :sad2:

 

[SpecOps13]

:rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200:C R, Good One Bro

 

[a113ycat]

Guess who came back today? Yep, she actually did. I guess her friend forgot to tell her about giving her up to me about going out with my buddy. Hell he gave her up too (after a little um discussion about the guy code) Ill give you all one guess what happened....

I couldnt stop laughing, is that bad??? I feel like thats bad...
Anyway it is what it is.......OVER right? I thought she wouldnt leave! Well until my New Chic got here, then she left. I think she was upset about something but I cannot imagine why. I mean she left, hooked up (with a friend of mine)
I swear I will never understand women.

 

[RaWarrior]

It's easier to model a space shuttle launch with an index card and dollar store calculator than it is to figure out a woman's emotions, and if they get their friends involved, forget it.

A truckload of tires for a girlfriend seems like a pretty good trade to me. You have an excuse to change tires every few months, if only women were as easy to get rid of as paying a $5 disposal fee.

 

[Fire-medic]

Reminds me about the old one, a drunk outside the liquor store asks the exiting customer, "what'cha got there?"

The fellow says, "a bottle of Jose Cuervo for my wife."

To-which the drunk replies, "sounds like a fair deal to me!"

Ba-da-boom!

 

[bazwell]

What's to understand? Makes perfect sense if you consider all her actions are pre-meditated, and she knew exactly what she was doing.

I'd have a bit more um discussion with your friend. :whistlin:

 

[bazwell]

It's a joke son.



Maybe. :whistlin:

 

[a113ycat]

I'd have a bit more um discussion with your friend. :whistlin:

Trust me...He has a very good understanding of how it works now.

 

[Fire-medic]

Gettin' excited?

"where's Waldo (Kyle)?"

 

[a113ycat]

Gettin' excited?

"where's Waldo (Kyle)?"

I spoke with him yesterday and from what he said he should be here this afternoon. I unfortunately have a business thing in Dallas this weekend so we are meeting on Monday....Cant wait, I may ride it back from Houston:clapping:unk::clapping:

 

[Fire-medic]

Yeah you need a new rear tire to ride safely.

 

[a113ycat]

hahaha Um I have a couple of tires laying around somewhere...

 

[bazwell]

Trust me...He has a very good understanding of how it works now.

Don't know why that makes me smile. :biglaugh:

 

[88vmx12]

Congrats. Women are nothing more than big pains in the ass any way.

unk:unk:unk:unk:unk::clapping::clapping::clapping::clapping::clapping: