The only gun I carry is the one swinging between my legs. Horrible aim too. I was shooting at my wife for four years before I got her and we had our little boy.
However, this thread reminds me of a recent shooting at a Walgreens here. Two kids walk into Walgreens, one has a sawed off. A customer there pulls a Dirty Harry with his concealed pistol and plugs one of the kids with four slugs and holds the other at gunpoint until the cops show. :gun shoot: The man that did the shooting is being herald as a 'hero', even though they found out after the fact that the shotgun was empty.
http://www.kptm.com/Global/story.asp?S=12427756