Hey, you might be old like me if you remember Uncle Tom from Mechanics Illustrated. I had a subscription to that mag for years during the 50's and 60's. Remember "MiMi"?
Yes, but you know it's Mechanix Illustrated.
Have you ever seen a hardbound publication Automobile Quarterly? It began around 1970, I think, and it isn't published anymore to my knowledge. I have a few volumes I've picked-up at used book stores over the years. They were always the classiest of the auto publications, heavy stock matte paper, great articles on autos and things related to them, like racing, advertising, stories of personalities in the automotive industry, just the kind of subjects that appealed to this gearhead. One of the volumes (Vol. 14, No. 1) was an article on "Uncle" Tom McCahill, and even had a glossary of his similes and metaphors. Here's one about the Mercedes-Benz 190SL, a noted dog of a performer, which cost twice as-much as anything else in its class: "for the connoisseur who likes to get Zippos in a Tiffany box." Or how-about this one about a 1950 Plymouth's interior: "the cold leather seats gave me a grave-diggers kiss."