First you must get the pigs out of the creek.....
Isn't it amazing that,
within only one week of Tiger Woods crashing his Escalade, the
press found every woman
with whom Tiger has had an affair
during the last few years?
And, they even
uncovered photos, text messages, recorded phone calls,
etc.!
Furthermore, they not
only know the cause of the family fight, but they even know it
was a wedge from his golf bag that his
wife used to break out the windows in the
Escalade.
Not only that, they
know which wedge!
And, each & every
day, they were able to continue to provide America with updates on
Tiger's sex rehab stay, his wife's divorce settlement figures, as well
as the dates tournaments in which he was to
play.
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Now Barack Hussein Obama has been in office for over seven years, yet this very same press:
·Cannot find any of his childhood friends or
neighbors;
·Nor find any of Obama's high school or college
classmates;
·Nor locate any of his college papers or
grades;
·Nor determine how he paid for both a Columbia
& a Harvard education;
·Nor discover which country issued his visa to
travel to Pakistan in the 1980's;
·Nor even find Michelle Obama's Princeton thesis on
racism.
They just can't seem to uncover any of
this.
Yet, the public still trusts that same press to
give them the whole truth!
Don't you find that totally amazing ?
NOW TELL
ME THERE IS NO CORRUPTION IN THE
AMERICAN PRESS.
Remember, you cannot get
the water to clear up until you get the pigs out of the
creek.
Little Johnny was in the classroom bored silly on a Friday afternoon,
and the teacher decided to have a game for the kids to get them thinking.
"Okay class. Now I'm going to say a famous quote, and the first person
to tell me who said that quote, can have Monday off." said the teacher.
"Who is credited with writing the phrase, To be or not to be, that is
the question?" asked the teacher.
Little Pham Lam Nguyen at the front of the class called out, "Shakespeare".
"Well done!" said the teacher, "You can have Monday off."
"No thank you Miss. I am of Vietnamese origin and it is in our culture
to study as hard as we can, so I will be here on Monday studying hard." said Little Pham Lam Nguyen.
"Well okay," said the teacher. The next quote is, "I had a dream!"
Little Fri Sum Kat also at the front yelled out "I bereiva it was Martin Ruther King!"
"Well done!" said the teacher. 'You can have Monday off"
"No thank you miss I am of Chinese origin and we also do not take time
off school. Education is everything to us, so I will be in on Monday studying hard too." said little Fri Sum Kat.
"Okay," said the teacher. Then she heard a voice from the back of the classroom, "F***ing Immigrants!"
"Who said that?" yelled the teacher in an angry tone.
"Donald Trump!" yelled little Johnny. "See ya Tuesday ..........."
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